Michael

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad,
It’s not so bad
Dear Jon, I texted you but I see you still haven’t read
I’m beginning to believe the news I dread
I always thought me and you were real tight
I know I struggle with balls hit to my right
I see that Wash, Evan and Peter have my back
Even though you and I both know I can’t hack
I see you’re thinkin’ of movin’ Kins to first
I know I’m not the best, but I’m not the worst
I won’t be a problem according to Peter
He even has .gifs of me hitting heaters!
Remember when Evan gave me that MVP vote?
I’m the captain of Wash’s boat
Hey Jon, I still have my 10/5 rights
I still believe I can help this team reach new heights
Why is my agent callin’ about Philly?
Well gotta go, Ruben Amaro thinks I fit their team ideally
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, no longer yours,
the guy that’s been your saving grace
This is FACE

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’ll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad,
It’s not so bad

Dear Michael, I meant to text you sooner but I just been busy
You said you heard some news, did it regard me?
Look, it’s really cool you think we get along
And I’m glad that you have supporters
But I think they’re all wrong
Have you forgot about all your trade demands?
For which there was no reprimand
Yes, I think Ian can play first
Last time I saw your glove,
It was driving off in a hearse
I know 2011 was a career year
But your game in 2012 brought many to tears
Maybe you will be able to resurrect your bat and glove
In the city of “Brotherly Love”
I hope the best for you in Philly
But bring a jacket because it’s chilly
This is Jon  
 

Eddie Middlebrook is the Chat Coordinator and Junior Staff Writer for ShutDowninning. He can be reached at Eddie.Middlebrook@ShutDowninning.com or on Twitter @emiddlebrook       

Eddie Middlebrook
Eddie Middlebrook is Senior Writer for @ballparkbanter9 and @shutdowninning. Formerly with @wfaasports and @FoxSportsSW. @IBWAA member. Eddie can be found on Twitter @emiddlebrook.

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